Wise Sayings of WFRP Gamers

Apologies to the original authors whose words have been twisted beyond all repair

• Never assume. As Dick Marchinko says, everytime you do, you make a *blankety* *bleeper* *blanking* ass out of you and me.

• All that is gold does not glitter, but grab anything that looks like gold anyway.

• Only consider a sorceror dead if your GM swears it under oath. And even then, burn the corpse and send the ashes through a warp gate.

• Love is never having to use Fate Points.

• All hidden GM dice rolls will be fudged. All visible GM dice rolls will also be fudged.

• Never have a magic item smarter than you are.

• When hunting monsters, always travel with someone tastier than you

• Fireballs don't have any friends.

• When push comes to shove, push, shove, and bite.
  
• Druids do it in the woods, Dragons do it wherever and whenever they want

• True roleplaying is when your character is as athletic as Roseane Barr, as charismatic as Jean-Claude Van Damme, and as deadly as Woody Allen but you'll play him/her anyway.

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